This is originally from metal throne forums, but it's incredibly true and made me smirk, so I'm stealing it.
The Reason so Many Tech Death Bands Suck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuEiq_01R9I
Seriously, what the fuck. How anybody can listen to this and call it good is beyond me. Lets break down why it sucks.*It's completely random in the songwriting department. Why the hell would they put a clean part in that song? It's not witty, it's not even remotely surprising considering the rest of the song. Hell, it might have worked if it wasn't in such a random place. But, it doesn't. And they might think that they're super-smart, trying to out-wit their audience, but they are just so damn progressive that they progress all the way up their own assholes.Which leads me to the second point:*Prog as fuck! Did you hear that diminished chromatic scale thrown in between the other random swept arpeggios?No, neither did I. Nobody gives a fuck about which scales you like to "weedly weedly" down the guitar neck with, so why do 90% of tech death bands have to do this? Sure, a certain combination of notes might sound interesting, but using them blazing fast nonstop just defeats the purpose of pleasing the audience and only aims to impress the listener with the band's technical prowess.Progressive is good sometimes, if used in the songwriting department. King Crimson didn't try to impress the listener with the skill at their instruments, but their songs are refreshing and breakthrough 50 FUCKING YEARS after the release of their debut album.Technical Death Metal bands aren't progressive. I wouldn't put Atheist into the same category as the abomination listed at the start of this post, because they are nothing alike. Atheist writes songs, with direction and actual thought precess. "Hybrid" write songs crammed with as much shit as possible that they could fit into 4 minutes.And, finally:*It's generic. It might suck a whole lot more than a lot of technical death metal bands (and that's saying something), but it really is nothing different. Same formula, just pulled off shittier. It sounds the exact same as millions of other bands, who do it much better. So why is this band even signed in the first place?To cater to people who know shit all about metal, and still go prancing about bragging about how their music is technically superior to everybody else's. They are worse than Dream Theater fanboys, I kid you not.I have much more to say, but can't think of anything because this mindblowingly shit song has completely erased my mind of any thought process. I think this is how the band felt when writing the song.
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